The Trio's Annual Holiday Card
- Lauren Funaro, Julia Burton-Christie
- Dec 25, 2017
- 2 min read
Updated: Feb 20, 2020

This year the grand trio spent much less time moving from apartment to apartment, though they did consume about the same percentage of adult beverages. By this we are both impressed and appalled. We also lovingly adopted a sparkly pup made of styrofoam and pure effervescence, and named our glittering good boy Brian. Otherwise, it's been a year of love, coat rack purchases, and unfortunate adulting. To all our friends and family, Merry Christmas, and the happiest of holidays from our home to yours!

Julia After many job applications she started working at Bedrosians: Tile and Stone (finally joining the work force.) Oddly enough, she simultaneously realized being an adult with a job is hard and she'd rather casually float away. Luckily, she saw Brian (our pup) from afar in a local Marshalls. It was love at first sight. She did not shake her obsession with the Real Housewives franchise, thank God. In the future she would love to travel more, probs to Bora Bora first class (or anywhere she can drink and have an umbrella in it.)

Lauren continues to grapple with the selfie game along with the concept of life itself (mainly taxes and how exactly to do them.) She recently celebrated her two year anniversary with Becoming Independent and is patiently waiting for the thousand dollar raise she undoubtedly deserves (with benefits.) This past year she was lucky enough to travel through Europe and explore New York City. This made her no more cool or cultured, though she did enjoy an array of wine and international cheeses. This year she hopes to bathe in a river of ever flowing coffee (considering she just received a Keurig, this suddenly seems possible) and continue to nap.

Tyler began 2017 with getting lost (literally, he wandered off in San Francisco before the stroke of midnight.) He's been trying to find himself ever since. While completing training with the California Conservation Corps, he spent much of his time away helping on floods and fires. His roommates thought these were merely excuses to get a break from the ladies as he certainly enjoyed his travels. The year was coming to a pretty solid close, but alas at the time of this card's conception the Raiders are doing terribly and he missed yet another episode of Vikings to pose in front of the Christmas tree. For the new year he wants steady employment and world peace.

Brian has officially replaced the Nicholas Cage pillow case of last year's Holiday card as our fourth wheel. He is the light of our lives and the best boy. His hobbies include sitting and staying. He is so good.

This is Justin. He took our pictures. He is also a good boy.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!
WE LOVE YOU!


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